potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

reminds me of the time i was trying to get some gum out of this bigass 5 gum sample pouch & heather goes: PPFFF ALYSON IS THAT A CONDOM IN UR PURSE???

not even noticing that the gum pouch was like..fucking so huge to be a condom just. no heather no.

LIKE I DON’T

I FEEL LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE

i have so much time now it’s like i don’t know what i want to do more, get to sleep early so i can finally get more than 4 hours of sleep or just WATCH EVERYTHING ON NETFLIX

LIKE THEY HAVE. ALL 8 SEASONS. OF SAY YES TO THE DRESS. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DEEPLY THAT SHIT IS MY SHIT OKAY. FUCK YES

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

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frantzfandom:

therincrowd:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

What A Time to Be ALIVE.

god bless

omf

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HAHA i just had a really great (awful) idea like you know that stupid song “let me borrow that top” from like 2006

well

someone should spoof a version for english majors & call it “let me borrow that thought” like YEAH? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?

i’ll record it myself with garageband & play it for my students when i’m telling them how not to plagiarize yes i am a genius thank