aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
reminds me of the time i was trying to get some gum out of this bigass 5 gum sample pouch & heather goes: PPFFF ALYSON IS THAT A CONDOM IN UR PURSE???
not even noticing that the gum pouch was like..fucking so huge to be a condom just. no heather no.
waitwaitwait this is legit joffrey???? because like holy shit what?
LIKE I DON’T
I FEEL LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE
i have so much time now it’s like i don’t know what i want to do more, get to sleep early so i can finally get more than 4 hours of sleep or just WATCH EVERYTHING ON NETFLIX
LIKE THEY HAVE. ALL 8 SEASONS. OF SAY YES TO THE DRESS. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DEEPLY THAT SHIT IS MY SHIT OKAY. FUCK YES
HAHA i just had a really great (awful) idea like you know that stupid song “let me borrow that top” from like 2006
someone should spoof a version for english majors & call it “let me borrow that thought” like YEAH? AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?
i’ll record it myself with garageband & play it for my students when i’m telling them how not to plagiarize yes i am a genius thank